I mostly come at night...mostly... |
I bet some of you reading this were doubting how obvious the sexual imagery in Alien really was. I have a hard time trying to think of anything the 'facehugger' reminds me of other than a vagina. When I was 12 pornography was hard to come by, especially when I still had dial up at this point. I would eagerly wait 5 minutes to load just one picture, only to not be able to get the image of this Alien face rapist out of my mind.
Not only does Alien attempt to make vaginas even more terrifying it also plagued many a sex act for me:
'He's coming outta the Goddamn...mouth?' |
Then in sex education they told us that it wasn't uncommon for a girl to bleed when losing her virginity. All I saw was:
'Game over man, game over...' |
Then when learning of oral sex and seeing some pictures of girls sitting on guy's face all I could think was:
'Looks like love at first sight to me' |
Despite all this though by the time I was 15 I was a fully fledged sex pest so it didn't deter me much as soon as those hormones were in full swing.
Aliens did however give me some great sex advice: use 'short, controlled bursts!'.
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The first time I watched alien I was 26. Here I thought my dirty mind was just making it worse, but no it really actually is that bad! Haha
ReplyDeleteWhat. The fuck.
ReplyDeleteI've never actually seen Alien. Are those pictures seriously from the movie? I feel so... dirty. Like I need to take a shower.
THAT WHITE STUFF IS JIZZ, THERE IS NO WAY THAT'S ANYTHING ELSE.