Monday, 28 November 2011
Friday, 4 November 2011
Tuesday, 1 November 2011
Stan Lee; come at me bro.
On my quest to take over the internet I decided to dabble in Rage Comics. For those of you who have no idea what Rage Comics are take a look here. For those of you who dislike clicking strange links they are basically comics utilising the power of Microsoft Paint to tell humorous stories or anecdotes.
Here is comic number 1:
This comic is partly inspired by Jedward but it is a definite issue for us men. I cannot do anything at 4am. It's a miracle my legs are functional enough to even get me to the bathroom at that time, to then be able to pull out my piss full member is an almost Godly act. So to all the girlfriends out there: be grateful we didn't just go in the bed, at least you get to sit down when you pee. (Note: Men could also perform a sit-down-wee, but they would more than likely fall asleep on the toilet.)
So yeah. I had this 'friend'...and he told me that once he had drunken sexy time with his girlfriend whilst she was on her period. This 'friend' said it was totally gross.
Why is it only the bizarre and embarrassing childhood memories that stay with us into adulthood? I can barely remember the friends I had as a child of 7, yet I can remember this incident in full clarity. To this day I am unsure why I went rummaging around the bathroom like a hungry bloodhound. My Dad spared me the 'yeah...so sometimes women bleed...from their ladywilly' chat so I could learn at a much later date. I am forever grateful, as no seven year old needs to know that they're holding something that was inside their mother. Gross.
I think I will retire my career as a comic author here. Two period related stories out of three isn't a great sign.
Leave some of your embarrassing childhood memories in the comments to make me look less weird.
Here is comic number 1:
This comic is partly inspired by Jedward but it is a definite issue for us men. I cannot do anything at 4am. It's a miracle my legs are functional enough to even get me to the bathroom at that time, to then be able to pull out my piss full member is an almost Godly act. So to all the girlfriends out there: be grateful we didn't just go in the bed, at least you get to sit down when you pee. (Note: Men could also perform a sit-down-wee, but they would more than likely fall asleep on the toilet.)
So yeah. I had this 'friend'...and he told me that once he had drunken sexy time with his girlfriend whilst she was on her period. This 'friend' said it was totally gross.
Why is it only the bizarre and embarrassing childhood memories that stay with us into adulthood? I can barely remember the friends I had as a child of 7, yet I can remember this incident in full clarity. To this day I am unsure why I went rummaging around the bathroom like a hungry bloodhound. My Dad spared me the 'yeah...so sometimes women bleed...from their ladywilly' chat so I could learn at a much later date. I am forever grateful, as no seven year old needs to know that they're holding something that was inside their mother. Gross.
I think I will retire my career as a comic author here. Two period related stories out of three isn't a great sign.
Leave some of your embarrassing childhood memories in the comments to make me look less weird.
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