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Now I, like many others, assume that the 'suggestions' given by Google are searches commonly done by other 'Googlers'. This particular search is often cited as one of the most insane of Google suggestions. I find it hard to believe that there are enough women eating their period blood who have only Google to question it's normality to put this suggestion to the top of the list.
Either Google added this suggestion as a sick joke or people are genuinely searching for this. If this is the case I blame the Twilight novels entirely.
Twilight fans are so obsessed with the idea of Edward Cullen (who wears glitter and isn't gay or David Bowie?) being their immortal boyfriend that they thought they would give themselves an advanced preview of life as a soulless blood sucking disco ornament by tasting their period blood.
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| "You going to eat that tampon?" |
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| You heard it here first: Edward Cullen is actually a foot. |
Edward Cullen's imagined sexual prowess is such that his mere beauty alone is enough to make a women climax. Either that or they sprayed whipped cream in their face as part of an equally bizarre sexual fantasy. However all of these women ignore the fact that Edward Cullen's heart no longer functions so any sustained erection would be completely impossible. That and his balls probably shrivelled up in shame when they realised their owner sparkles in sunlight, meaning any climax Edward Cullen had would be mostly made up of dust.
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| Edward Cullen climaxes on a man's face |
I wonder if stationery girl reads Twilight? It would explain a hell of a lot, and I'd probably feel a degree of sympathy for her knowing she fantasises about either a corpse or a wolf as a boyfriend. Choosing between necrophilia and bestiality is never easy.
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| "Don't be silly that's a teabag not a tampon!" |
You should also do a search for "can i get aids" and see the first result that appears.
ReplyDeleteYou tend to find that 4chan are behind silly google suggestions, they choose a silly topic and then get as many people asking the same question over and over again, usually with the help of bots. Seeing as you now have thousands of loyal subjects, why not see if you can get your own google suggestion.
ReplyDeleteI doubt even 4chan are capable of this monstrous suggestion. I did actually google it, and on yahoo questions there is actually a girl who is apparently eating her period blood. Strange.
ReplyDeleteAhahaha! I laughed so much that in my lightheadedness I almost bought myself glitter dust to throw on people! Excellent read. I'm sharing!
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