2011: The greatest hits

2011 is over and 2012 is now upon us. The blog has been running regularly since August now so I would like to take this moment to thank everyone who has been reading regularly for all the support. As it stands the blog has reached 7093 hits which is an amazing figure to hit for someone of my limited skills and talent. The blog is now receiving fairly regular hits from Google (for all the wrong reasons...more on that at a later date!) and I plan to continue to write here into 2012. 


For now I am going to look at the 5 Greatest Hits from 2011. 


5. This woman wants to wear my skin like a glove 

In at number 5 we have an instance of batshit crazy meeting office banality in the blog entry that kick started this whole blog. The 'stationery girl' was a twisted muse that was so unintentionally hilarious I knew I had to share her emails and art work with the world. This blog had a sequel entry: 'I'd probably get a boob job if it meant a week off work' with additional art. To this day I still order stationery from the same person and company but 'stationery girl' has definitely become a lot less entertaining in her emails and no longer experiments with Microsoft Paint. 


4. Amazon recommends you lose weight, fat ass.

The fourth most visited blog entry is a long winded Michael Bublé joke centred around the Xbox Kinect. Soon after buying the Kinect I soon started realising that the majority of my 'Amazon Recommendations' had become a lot more exercise orientated and female friendly, with recommendations as hurtful as 'Get Fit with Mel B'.

It looks so manly...how was I to know? 

3. Videogames will turn your pork sword into a vagina.

Third position is taken by the rant I wrote about William J. Bennet's comments about videogames being the bane of masculinity and his concern over female success. In a blog almost devoid of smut and filth I am fairly surprised about the amount of hits it has received. Perhaps it was the flattering picture of the retired politician that brought in the numbers? 

..nope. 

2. Is Google insane or is Twilight to blame?

In at the number 2 spot is the blog centred around one of Google's strangest 'suggestions'. I explained it all perfectly with a little help from the Twilight books. Be sure to read my experience with the Twilight Breaking Dawn film for more sparkly vampire fuelled rants. 


1. Dear Pornography, we need to talk. 


Apparently putting 'pornography' is the best way to attract hits. This blog in particular has almost triple the amount of views than the number two spot. The accompanying Youtube video alone has over 700 hits! The tongue in cheek pornography criticism proved quite the hit but perhaps it was just the sight of seeing me pretend to masturbate?


Thanks for the support everyone, this is how you make me feel: